APOCALYPSE NOW

1. Tsunamis
2. Hurricanes
3. Floods
4. Earthquakes
5. Starvation
6. War
7. Pestilence
8. Tornados
9. Drought
10. Locusts
11. Inhumanity
12. Murder
13. Torture
14. FEMA
15. George Bush
16. Ignorance
17. Racial Intolerance
18. Racial Cleansing
19. Greed
20. Euthanasia
21. Abortion
22. Bird Flu
23. Dog Flu
24. Norovirus
25. Plague
26. Polio
27. Ebola Virus
28. Hantavirus
29. Cancer
30. Air Pollution
31. Ignorance
32. Lust
33. Rape
34. Rudeness
35. Global Warming
36. Dick Cheney
37. Haliburton
38. Condeleeza Rice
39. Tom Delay
40. Sexual Predators
41. Serial Killers
42. Insanity
43. Overpopulation
44. Corruption
45. Dead Bodies
46. Cocaine
47. Methamphetamine
48. Heroin
49. Crack
50. Alcoholism
51. LivingDeath
52. Terrorism
53. Radical Islamic Fundamentalists
54. Radical Religious Right
55. Mind Control
56. Censorship
57. Pornography
58. Elitism
59. Indifference
60. Cruelty

Stop the world. I want to get off.