Wednesday, February 14, 2007

French Kissing

For all you lovers out there, here is the definitive information you really need on how to French Kiss. (I guess people need instructions on how to do most things in life, so maybe they need a how-to on how to kiss your lover.)

Happy Valentine's Day to all my lovely bloggy friends. Hope you spend the day with someone you love, whether they're real, furry (as in pets), or imagined.

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At February 14, 2007 10:46 AM, Blogger T. said...

Where was this post when I was 14 years old?

Could have saved me a whole lot of trouble.

And saliva.

Happy V-day MotherKitty.

At February 14, 2007 11:52 AM, Blogger Alissa said...

I had no idea there were directions. Hmmm.

Happy Valentine's Day!

At February 14, 2007 12:36 PM, Blogger Janet C. said...

Never have been a real fan of french kissing. I worked in the dental field for 30 years. That should explain it.
Hope your Heart is happy today.

At February 14, 2007 4:10 PM, Blogger Alipurr said...

you are so funny, mom
would never expect you to post french kissing directions, ha ha

happy valentine's day, love you

At February 14, 2007 4:12 PM, Blogger Smalltown RN said...

Thanks for the tips....I guess I can try those out on hubby when he gets home.....

Hope you are having a grand day my dear friend!

At February 14, 2007 8:10 PM, Blogger Nancy said...

How interesting! :) I never figured that was something one needed instruction for, but today everything is explained in detail. I wonder why there are no disclaimers in case someone is injured or infected performing this act! Happpy Valentine's Day!

At February 15, 2007 3:42 PM, Blogger Kerri said...

Now I'm really curious MK as to how you came by this page??? Yes, I'll bet you surprised your daughter with this post :)
I hope you had a very happy Valentine's day.
My goodness, the wind here is cold today, but the sun on all our new fallen snow is beautiful.

At February 15, 2007 10:11 PM, Blogger Susie said...

My daughter and her friends would have their hands over their ears and would be saying "la la la" at this post!!!
Like Kerri, I bet you surprised your daughter.
These days there are instructions for everything!
OK here's my word verification:

At February 16, 2007 7:11 PM, Blogger Abandoned in Pasadena said...

I tried your 11 steps of French Kissing and I had to call the Paramedics for Jimmy.


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